Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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