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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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