I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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