is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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