Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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