Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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