is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
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Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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