I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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