i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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