The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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