Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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