Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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