The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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