then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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