is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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