the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize