I wanna bring you to show and tell
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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