You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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