dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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