how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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