I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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