4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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