I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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