what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Randomize