I'm lost and stupid without you.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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