So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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