well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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