He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Hippo gnu deer
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
