The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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