I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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