return my video game
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Randomize