haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Let's get the cat blown out
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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