i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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