Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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