it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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