Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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