I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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