The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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