Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
