found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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