it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
