How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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