I got chris browned last night
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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