just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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