i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
