the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
do herpes really smell.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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