There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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