Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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