Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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