We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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