she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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