You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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