youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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